Caillou is a menace to society.
If you feel the same way, you’re not alone. Every parent/babysitter/human being knows that he’s the absolute worst.
Because some things are best shared, including hatred for Caillou, here are 23 of the best tweets about the most horrible TV character to ever grace our screens:
Parents everywhere fear him.
Hearing his name strikes terror in everyone’s hearts.
Seriously. He’s not popular.
All he does is bring fear and suffering to those around him.
ESPECIALLY to his little sister, Rosie.
Though at least he’s realistic.
Although some find his utter horribleness comforting.
And apparently Cole Sprouse would like a live-action version of Caillou.
Some just worry about Caillou’s parents.
Though some think they’re up to the task of roasting their kid.
And some are over here just thirsting over his dad…
…And comparing him to David Dobrik.
For reference…here’s David Dobrik.
A lot of the Caillou discourse has been around his alleged height.
Which may have been confirmed in his theme song??
But his height only makes people fear him more…
…And, by extension, fear his parents.
One day, Caillou will destroy us all.
Some have even compared him to this disaster of a year.
Though some are making slightly more favorable comparisons, like to Aang from Avatar: the Last Airbender.
And to Saitama from One-Punch Man.
Apparently, Caillou could go on to be a lot of different characters, though I’m thinking he’ll go a villain route.
A lot of the discourse has also been around Caillou’s baldness.
In conclusion…Caillou is the worst and we must band together to stop him.
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